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When someone calls your drummer “a Rolex,” is that a compliment? Most of us have heard hundred: When someone c...

When someone calls your drummer “a Rolex,” is that a compliment? Most of us have heard hundreds, if not millions of those trite-and-true musician jokes, such as: What do you call a beautiful blond on a bass player’s arm? A tattoo. What’s the last thing a drummer says before he gets fired? “When are we going to record some of my songs?” But let’s not waste time on those old chestnuts. Rather, let’s explore funny crap about musicians from a slightly different angle. I’m talking idioms. (Drummers, go look that word up… we’ll wait.) Half the fun of being part of any subculture is having your own language. Ever hang out around plumbers and hear the crazy stuff they say? It’s hilarious. Turns out, musicians have even funnier stuff, so I thought: Why not just list a bunch of them and pass that off as my monthly column? Behold, assembled in one tidy list packed with plagiarism, I ...

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