30 Jan '13, 5pm

It makes no temporal sense that @BretEastonEllis could've based Patrick Bateman's routine on Scott Disick's. And yet...

It makes no temporal sense that @BretEastonEllis could've based Patrick Bateman's routine on Scott Disick's. And yet...

He has a collection of the most coveted cars on the market, a penchant for designer watches and an affection for expensive grooming products, but besides having high-end tastes, Scott Disick is confident that no one understands what it is he actually does. Thus, the father of two and long-time boyfriend of Kourtney Kardashian goes about setting the record straight as to what business deals he’s actually conducting while chatting into his iPhone 5 Sunday nights on E!’s “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami.” 10 AM Wake up shower and shave. 10: 30 AM I moisturize with Crème de la Mer. 11 AM I prepare an outfit with a fine luxurious blend of the best fabrics out there on the market today, a bespoke suit from Savile Row or Tom Ford. 11: 45 AM I choose an important shoe to go with the outfit. 12 PM My biggest choice of the day is the wristwatch. If the day is professional and I know I hav...

Full article: http://www.hauteliving.com/2013/01/keeping-up-with-scott-...

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