19 Nov '12, 10am

Performance anxiety and sunbathing in the kitchen - Ken Livingstone's newt Che talks EXCLUSIVELY to Tatler...

Performance anxiety and sunbathing in the kitchen - Ken Livingstone's newt Che talks EXCLUSIVELY to Tatler...

I just want you to know that I don't actually live in this super-shiny bowl. That would be unethical. I live in a bog-standard pond with my friends - the frogs and toads. I eat tadpoles if I can find them but the clever ones can be slippery, so I'll munch on whatever invertebrate is around. Most days you'll catch me buried under a rock, but at the beginning of the year I'll start to do some serious exercise. Usually it's laps. Sometimes I'll even sneak into Ken's kitchen to sunbathe. It's imperative to look my best in time for Valentine's Day. Actually, the whole of February is pretty important. You might not believe this, but it's my one shot at getting laid. The performance anxiety can be overwhelming but happily there are a lot of us and we all look the same, so I'm unlikely to be outed as the loser who couldn't deliver. Of course, a particularly amorous encounter is on...

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